IfItsDangerousDoItTwice

80 years from now;

  • Me: //falls//
  • Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
  • Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
  • Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
  • Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
  • Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
  • Me: YOLO
choiboii:

she has bigger balls than me.

choiboii:

she has bigger balls than me.

(Source: memadas)

choiboii:

LOOOL MY MOVIE

(Source: daily-disney)

justalittlelaugh:

“Click here for more hipster on your dash!”


Click here for my foot up your ass.

(via d-a-n-i-e)

(Source: blwarbler, via itwillbesecret)